- “The deceased owed me some money. Do you think I can still collect?”
- “So, who’s next in line? I hope it’s not me!”
- . “Who’s the hot person sitting over there? Do you think they’re single?”
- “You know, death is just a natural part of life. We’re all going to die someday!”
- “I know exactly how you feel. I lost my dog last week, and it was devastating.”
- “So, when do we start dividing up the inheritance?”
- “I knew those cigars would kill him some day”!
7 Tasteless Statements at a Funeral
